My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
its not stalking. its research.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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