If that was your dad, he is hot
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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