i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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