The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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