theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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