Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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