i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
only you would photoshop your dick
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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