My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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