let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
