girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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