all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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