no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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