Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize