I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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