Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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