Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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