i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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