If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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