when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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