Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My life is pants optional.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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