He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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