Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Randomize
