Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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