yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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