Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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