You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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