Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I think im going to throw up on grandma
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
