yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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