Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
i just had sex bonerless
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Randomize
