I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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