32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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