that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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