Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
