I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
there is glitter all over my balls
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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