Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We had to coat check the pizza.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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