I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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