So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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