you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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