last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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