i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Woke up backwards on a recliner
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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