so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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