your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I want a musical about memes.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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