I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
