The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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