Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize