its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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