But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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