She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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