But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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