I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
please don't ironically join a cult
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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