Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
This is my gift to your gina
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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