You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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