holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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