You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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