doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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