I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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