Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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