Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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