so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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