I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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