thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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