don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
why is half of my head shaved?
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